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The holes.

 

"All right, I suppose"; "Cheerless"; "Architecture so brutalist that it ought to be thrown in jail" – these are just a few of the many positive comments we've heard about the golf course.

 

However, what the naysayers might not know:

  • The holes are swept regularly

  • Surface water is also removed whenever necessary 

  • We've been told us that the ball rolls really smoothly, "like on a bowling green"

 

Oh, and excuse the capital letters, but:
IF YOU WEIGH MORE THAN A RABBIT DOES, DON'T STAND ON THE HOLES. IF YOU DO, THEY'LL PROBABLY BREAK.

 

Prices.

 

Per person:      € 3.50 for 18 holes

*** We only accept cash (no EC cards or credit cards). ***

 

Opening times (all year round, almost).

Weekdays (except Tuesdays):                      

From 12:00 noon

Saturdays, Sundays, public holidays:

From 11:00 am

Closing times depend on the weather and the light. At the moment, the last round tees off at 3:30 pm. Everything closes at 6:00 pm.

Please note:

We're closed from 29th January to 5th March 2024.

Course record.

 

The current record holders are Thomas J.-Lewandowski. VauHa-Lewandowski and Finn- Haaland, who completed the 18 holes in just 25 strokes. VauHa-Lewandowski has managed it twice, the tiger. The official term for such a performance is "You sad bar steward".

 

Not bad, of course not, but definitely beatable.  If the record is beyond your reach (or if breaking records is beneath your dignity), you could always try to equal the best Score of the Day.

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