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The holes.

 

"All right, I suppose"; "Cheerless"; "Architecture so brutalist that it ought to be thrown in jail" – these are just a few of the many positive comments we've heard about the golf course.

 

However, what the naysayers might not know:

  • The holes are swept regularly

  • Surface water is also removed whenever necessary 

  • We've been told us that the ball rolls really smoothly, "like on a bowling green"

 

Oh, and excuse the capital letters, but:
IF YOU WEIGH MORE THAN A RABBIT DOES, DON'T STAND ON THE HOLES. IF YOU DO, THEY'LL PROBABLY BREAK.

 

Prices.

 

Per person:      € 3.50 for 18 holes

*** We only accept cash (no EC cards or credit cards). ***

 

Opening times (all year round, almost).

Wednesday to Friday:                      

From 12:00 noon

Saturday, Sunday, public holidays:

From 11:00 am

Closed on Monday and Tuesday

We're also closed from 4th November to 12th November 2024 inclusive.

Closing times depend on the weather and the light. At the moment, the last round tees off at 4:00 pm. The course closes at 5:00 pm. Everything closes at 6:00 pm.

Course record.

 

The current record holder is Thomas J.-Lewandowskiwho completed the 18 holes in just 24 shots. In fact, he's done it twice. The official term for such a performance is "Sad bar steward".

 

Not bad, of course not, but definitely beatable.  If the record is beyond your reach (or if breaking records is beneath your dignity), you could always try to equal the best Score of the Day.

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